• King of France: and why the fuck would we send money and assistance to those resisting their sovereign??
  • Adviser: well it would be a big 'fuck you' to England
  • King of France: send funds to America
frecklesandfandoms:

harryll0yds:

naomster:

ceeturnalia:


(x)

the best part about this, without a doubt, is Jeremy Renner having no idea at all how to celebrate a win at football.

IS THAT FUCKING GORDON RAMSAY

is that James McAvoy in the middle

that is the most random assortment of people I have ever had the pleasure of laying eyes on

frecklesandfandoms:

harryll0yds:

naomster:

ceeturnalia:

(x)

the best part about this, without a doubt, is Jeremy Renner having no idea at all how to celebrate a win at football.

IS THAT FUCKING GORDON RAMSAY

is that James McAvoy in the middle

that is the most random assortment of people I have ever had the pleasure of laying eyes on

(Source: mcavoyclub, via basicserendipity)

ladyrazzle:

markruffalo:

electro-monk:

Petition for all the Marvel actors to agree that whenever Scarlett gets a blatantly sexist question one of the Chrises just takes it instead.

You have my signature.

EVERYONE GO HOME, RUFFALO IS ON BOARD. 

(via basicserendipity)

submalevolent:

comedown:

does that look like the face of a man who cannot play the drums for 24 hours straight


when it’s time to party

H E W I L L A L W A Y S P A R T Y H A R D

submalevolent:

comedown:

does that look like the face of a man who cannot play the drums for 24 hours straight

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when it’s time to party

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H E W I L L A L W A Y S P A R T Y H A R D

(Source: everets, via seventh-tense)

bisexiel:

ravenclawsleftclaw:

bisexiel:

BISEXUALS ARE NOT CONFUSED

Bisexuals are not confused

BISEXUALS. ARE. NOT. CONFUSED.

BISEXUALS ARE NOT CONFUSED

bisexuals are not confused god this is like the easiest concept ever you piece of shit douchewagon why can’t you just fucking accept it it’s absolutely infuriating

idk im kind of confused on taxes?? 

BISEXUALS ARE ONLY SLIGHTLY CONFUSED ABOUT A FEW THINGS

LIKE TAXES AND AP CALC AND THE OCCASIONAL RIDDLE

(Source: notclintbarton, via marxilliousus)

(Source: genericlatino, via rachkin)

  • Valjean: I must find Cosette
  • *sees innocent young girl in the woods alone*
  • Valjean: THAT'S COSETTE
  • Valjean: Shit
  • Valjean: Can't let her know that I'm a criminal
  • Valjean: Gotta play it cool, gotta play it straight
  • Valjean: Gotta steal to eat, gotta eat to live
  • Valjean: No wait that's Aladdin
  • Valjean: OK come on Valjean you can do this
  • Valjean: Just gotta act natural
  • *to Cosette*
  • Valjean: SHOW ME WHERE YOU LIVE
perks-of-being-chinese:

frequently bought together
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perks-of-being-chinese:

frequently bought together

??????????

(Source: perks-of-being-chinese, via marxilliousus)

We really need to bring this back

(Source: sherlocksweirdos, via seventh-tense)

number1cuntdiva:

fallinassbutt:

lolbatty:

i literally cannot decide if this is negative propaganda or not lol

Pill Poppin’Penis Lovin’Satan’s Girl!
I need this on a tshirt

stop

number1cuntdiva:

fallinassbutt:

lolbatty:

i literally cannot decide if this is negative propaganda or not lol

Pill Poppin’
Penis Lovin’
Satan’s Girl!

I need this on a tshirt

stop

(Source: chabeonsky, via shy-ly)

tumblforya:

Born:  Yes.

tumblforya:

Born:  Yes.

(via rachkin)

Who you gunna call?

jamiecaptor:

krispykitten:

generalhomestuckery:

gangbanglerfish:

allthericeinchina:

Easy Girls Sex Line: 1-866-918-6888
MILF Phone Sex: 877-609-MILF
Goth Phone Sex: 877-702-GOTH
Pregnant Phone Sex: 877-905-PREG
Best Buy Customer Service: 1-888-237-8289
Dave the Wizard: 260-399-4014  


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thE LAST ONE

(via dashmaton)